MelDog: The virus stayed confined for many years, eventually people forgot its very existence. Then, 300 years later, a scientist discovered the tiny virus in his lab and took it out for examination. Out poured a large mound of squishy substance. Te scientist, ever curious, stuck his finger in the substance and tasted it. It was delicious!!! The virus had mutated into a form of food while it had been refrigerated. The scientist quickly informed his collegues of his discovery and a contest was put out, offering $100.00 to whoever could come up with a suiting name for the jello. Many odd names came up, Chuck Norris being the leading contender, until one child sent in a name so great the world now knows it by heart. Jello.