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The Man Who Couldn't Wash The Dishes.

(0) There was an old man who lived in a little old green house in a little winding street lined with humongous green, green trees! The old man lived all alone in his little old green house. He did not care very much for doing his dishes everyday, he let them build up and up and up until one morning, he went into the kitchen to have his usual bowl of porridge for breakfast but there were no bowls left in the cupboard. He turned around to the sink and what did he see? A great big pile of dishes, they were stacked SO high, they nearly touched the ceiling! "Oh, no!" he cried, "I can't wash all these dishes, I'm so hungry what shall I do? (danielle, Age 8 to 12, 3/27/2005 10:16:10 PM, CouldntWashTheDishes)

(1) so the man went to get new dishes from the shop but he didn't have any change, not even one coin. So the man went to Zamby the zebras house to have breakfast. "knock knock" the man knocked on the door."who's there?" "the mailman" "i expected you an hour ago" zamby opened the door and leaned over to give the man her mail, tjcjcjdsbdfojndcivhnd and strided through zamby's house "oy, who are you,idont know you,GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" you stranger where did you come from tell me what is your name the man replied my name is ben what do you want i want some food please can you give me i am hungry very very hungry it would be nice if you wold give me some food of course I will give you food please come in sir what you want to eat. anything until my stomach gets full do you want scrambled eggs , french toast and a cup of coffee I would be pleased . you make very yummy food oh Thankyou sir that was very generous of you and. Thankyou for visiting me have a nice day sir bye ,bye my young lady see you ;later when someday I will meet you what a day the best day I ever had in my whole life oh wait i forgot to wash the stack of dishes oh no!!!! but I will try my best to cleans all the dishes with in a week . days passed horay !!!!! i washed all the dishes with in one week now I can make food for dinner from now onwards i will clean my plate everyday that is a promise I just love this day !!!!!!! (SHONEKWA, Age 8 to 12, 5/26/2016 1:31:52 PM, CouldntWashTheDishes)

(2) He thought and thought until one day, he went to the store and found bowls. The bowls were $32, so he bought one bowl and cleaned it everyday, and the pile of dishes sat there. (Chantelle, Age 8 to 12, 2/28/2017 10:01:49 AM, CouldntWashTheDishes)

(3) He went back into the kitchen back the last time and said ,''what am i going to eat out of and it is lunch time and i am very hungry .Suddenly the pile of dishes tumbled down right upon him. (keviena, Age 8 to 12, 2/28/2017 10:02:47 AM, CouldntWashTheDishes)

(4) one day i took out the trash and then this strange man came to my house then kidnap me then i woke up then i was in a hole in the ground. my mother and father was looking for me ,but they did not know where i was they were worried of me. they told the cops. this is part one :) (pioson ivy, Age 8 to 12, 3/18/2013 2:37:34 PM, CouldntWashTheDishes)

(5) He had so many dishes that they wouldn't all fit. It took him 34 days to wash all of the dishes. He was so happy to have clean dishes, he decided to have a party and invite all of his friends. They could come but only if they would wear green. And once again it took him 34 days to wash the dishes from the party!! (Sydney, Age 8 to 12, 10/15/2010 2:29:29 PM, CouldntWashTheDishes)

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(7) One thundery afternoon day when the green old man was out shopping he went into the kitchen ailse he saw a great big shiny white fridge and went over to take a look inside. He opened the door and looked inside, next minute, golp!!! CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH the fridge gobbled him up!!. The shop assistant came over to see what all the racket was about but all she found was a pile of green clothes with the locket on top covered in silver. but then the big guys butt made the monter have a headache. (Gingerballs, Age 8 to 12, 5/20/2016 6:08:18 AM, CouldntWashTheDishes)

(8) The ARMY came to invesIGATE the little green house, and found the shiny white fridge fill with dishes. (ERROL, Age 8 to 12, 10/16/2013 2:29:22 PM, CouldntWashTheDishes)

(9) tteman (I eat poop, Age 13 to 18, 10/16/2013 2:31:41 PM, CouldntWashTheDishes)

(10) Not only did the old green man not like washing dishes he also didn't like washing his (awkward silence) (donanne18, Age 8 to 12, 1/20/2017 1:17:50 AM, CouldntWashTheDishes)

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