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The Cat

(0) I was on a raft, drifting on the river when I first met the cat. Going rafting was a favorite pass time of mine, but nothing as exciting or influential had ever happened before the cat. She was a ragged helpless thing, much too small for her age. She was in the water throwing out her legs in every which way in a panic. I scooped her up on to my raft and she cuddled with me for the rest of the ride. It had been a simple gesture, maybe it was even instinct, but I had affected the cat in a great way. She stayed by me on the walk home and when she felt secure again ventured out to explore the neighbourhood. She came across a boy named Jimmy, a neighbour of mine, and hung around him for a couple of days. However, it didn't take long for him to start abusing the cat, and I, her savior, did nothing to stop it. (Melina Hughes, Age 13 to 18, 1/6/2007 9:09:58 PM, TheCat)

(1) However, a man turned up and told the woman that his name was Gary Glitter. She had heard about Gary Glitter. She enjoyed the next ten minutes of her life, talking to Gary, at the end of which she was sure that she wanted to marry him. (Pia, Age 13 to 18, 1/10/2014 6:25:51 AM, TheCat)

(2) The next day I went over to Jimmy's house with the RSPCA to get the cat but when there was no one home we went in and we found the cat hung on a tree. the next day Jimmy was home and we went over to arrest him for animal crulty (Andrew Symes, Age 1 to 4, 10/12/2008 9:27:30 PM, TheCat)

(3) Ten years later he came out of jail and he went back to his house but it was sold and he then became a bum! Jimmy the Bum. (Andrew, Age 8 to 12, 10/13/2008 7:23:23 PM, TheCat)

(4) One day a rich man walked past him and give him 1000 dollars. 'whooooyoooooo'Jimmy said to himself. (Stevo, Age 8 to 12, 10/13/2008 7:24:27 PM, TheCat)

(5) "OH NO!!! I AM BECOMING A BUM, I HAVE LOST EVERYTHING!!!!!!! WHY GOD WHY??!! I DID NOTHING WRONG. God wispered in the wind "you have abused mother nature and killed apart of mother nature so you will pay! mother nature is my sister and you will not treat her like that". (Andrew, Age 8 to 12, 10/13/2008 7:25:02 PM, TheCat)

(6) I want a cat!!!! Give me a cat or else...you better watch out bro... (Random, Age 8 to 12, 11/23/2015 7:33:03 PM, TheCat)

(7) "Noo" jummy sid "i rad tat mother natre is your mim"... (david, Age 8 to 12, 10/13/2008 7:24:00 PM, TheCat)

(8) Did you read it from a mad magazine, God said... (Layne, Age 8 to 12, 10/13/2008 7:07:49 PM, TheCat)

(9) yes i did it was good but mad man!! (nathan, Age 8 to 12, 3/29/2014 3:43:42 PM, TheCat)

(10) why because you need to.unless the cat well die. fine! I well read the mad magazine good said jimmy. one hour later... have you read it said jimmy no said god... (danyon, Age 8 to 12, 10/13/2008 7:23:47 PM, TheCat)

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