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hermoime's mistake

(0) it was a sunny morning and hermoine was 27 and this was the last year that she could go to hogewarts and this year she was going to tell harry that she was pregnant with his baby. (hermoines husband, Young Adult, 9/24/2005 8:35:09 AM, hermoimesmistake)

(1) "OMG i cant believe i got you pregnat, i mean we only did that when we were like 20 how did it just all of a sudden happen 7 years ago?" "wait maybe its Ron or Malfoy or maybe even Neville that this baby belongs to.. i guess we'll have to get a maternity test." (Random People, Age 13 to 18, 4/30/2008 10:14:39 PM, hermoimesmistake)

(2) "ok ok, i guess we'll use this muggle technology and maybe do some of the DNA testing, since my wand broke and keeps pointing to Voldemort when I track the father. Bow chicka bow wow!" (harry pottihead, Age 8 to 12, 2/19/2008 4:52:09 PM, hermoimesmistake)

(3) The father was indeed harry potter.But how could this be i hear you ask?Easy as pie.Harry's drink got spiked at graduation from uni a week ago and fell for hermoine like an apple fell from the tree.The rest is history after that minutes turned tho hours turned to days and slowly but surley hermoine fell pregnate. "what a shock this is"says harry looking at the results. "i swear i don't know anything about that night" "well i know"says ron in the background"you fell for my girl and got her think i was friends with you but i'm sorry your not so LEAVE NOW!!!! (NFFC FOREST!!!, Age 8 to 12, 2/22/2008 5:56:08 PM, hermoimesmistake)

(4) Ron says Happy bday to you. Mwahahahaaha it was onli a joke hermione wouldnt fall in love with you if you was the last man on earth. (xkjg cgh f, Age 1 to 4, 2/29/2008 10:07:20 AM, hermoimesmistake)

(5) april fools said ron (kurt xx, Age 5 to 8, 3/17/2008 7:55:45 AM, hermoimesmistake)

(6) then lord voldemort ttahcked and everyone died. Allof you writers better not be NY Ginats or Spurs fans because u are a bucnh of cheaters. aNYONE WHOS NOT BLIND WOULD NOTICE THAT CENTEER SHAUN O' HARA WAS HOLDING VINC WILFORK RESULTING IN A MISSED SACK. gIANTS ARE HCEATERS. (rAJU cHERBHATIA, Parent, 3/28/2008 11:11:51 AM, hermoimesmistake)

(7) harry was unhappy sad and unwanted HELPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!! (BELLA, Age 5 to 8, 4/16/2008 8:03:59 AM, hermoimesmistake)

(8) 'ohhh noo!!!!' said harry as watched lord voldimort attack Ron and hermione, but his screams were no use, voldimort had already rissin his wand to their faces and screamed out the words harry dreaded to hear 'AVADA CADAVRA!' a flash of green light poured out of his wand and it had all ended ron and hermione fell to the ground hand in hand completely motionless, harry ran besides his friends bodies and screamed with agony he could feel tears driping down his face, as voldimort cackled in the distance harry could feel a surtaine pain in his heart, it was more painfull than all the times his scar threatend to split and then he knew what was going on, with everything that had happend harry's heart couldnt take it anymore he had a heart attack and also fell beside the 2 dead bodies. that was the end of harry potter and his friends. (~~~melli~~~, Age 13 to 18, 5/4/2008 5:18:57 AM, hermoimesmistake)

(9) suddenly a voice was herd from the distance, down in the woods, it sounded a bit like a screem of a girl from grifendoor, it was, everyone raced to the rescue, but oh no, it was to late she didn't make it, but harry wasn't gonna give up now, he will stop at nothing to find out who could do such a thing. (da da da)........... (~~~~~Kierra~~~~~~, Age 8 to 12, 5/19/2008 8:23:00 PM, hermoimesmistake)

(10) Everything turned black (Van, Age 13 to 18, 5/29/2008 8:14:31 PM, hermoimesmistake)

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